Stuff I like (all)
- racketstory asked:ru stupid? drop them the link to one dirausten, and receive an A. full credits. a certificate of completion of the course, having not even attended a class. the professor sobs, and apologizes, having dared insult you. she offers you her post immediately, the college grants you immediate tenture. one dirausten you fool.
god i know. it’s a fucking injustice that i have to prove anything to anyone
"Have you fantasized about killing me?"
"How would you do it?"
I’m lusting over a handful of white men right now including mediocre funny guys like adam scott which means the level at which I love myself is...
it upsets me so much when heterosexual people go to gay bars/LGBTQ places and get offended when someone of the same sex hits on them???
you are IN...
alright so I have been watching parks and recreation for the last couple of days because I figured it would be nice background music for my...